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It was really an excuse for this

resurrectedtonystark:

notyournightlight:

resurrectedtonystark:

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I was cheated out of honeymoon sex. And it’s my face.

Your face, my face, the face.
Speaking of which- I think I look older than you, how the hell did that happen?
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I’d offer to fix that, but, if you’re already mad at me-

You had kids. And I’m not mad, I’m di-

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-christ, I am Pepper.

There we go.

resurrectedtonystark:

notyournightlight:

resurrectedtonystark:

That would involve both of us having to be in the same place for more than ten minutes.

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Oh, now I’m sure it happened, you sound like Pepper.
Which is very surreal, by the way, coming out of my face.
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I was cheated out of honeymoon sex. And it’s my face.

Your face, my face, the face.
Speaking of which- I think I look older than you, how the hell did that happen?

I’d offer to fix that, but, if you’re already mad at me-

And then there’s Kathy, who is basically their daughter.
And Pepper’s, but she’s theirs come on

Tony and Tony are so married that it’s more than a little weird

resurrectedtonystark:

notyournightlight:

resurrectedtonystark:

I’ve got about three people who matter to me. I get antsy. Sue me.

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I feel like I’ve gotten married again without knowing it.image

That would involve both of us having to be in the same place for more than ten minutes.

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Oh, now I’m sure it happened, you sound like Pepper.
Which is very surreal, by the way, coming out of my face.

resurrectedtonystark:

I’ve got about three people who matter to me. I get antsy. Sue me.

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I feel like I’ve gotten married again without knowing it.

(Source: notyournightlight)

resurrectedtonystark:

notyournightlight:

Morning.
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Mornin, sunshine. How have you been?

Jesus, we really do have a ‘dad face’-
I see what Kathy means.

I’m fine.

Morning.

With and without fixins, Wasn’t sure what your poison was today.

You are my fucking favorite.